10 ALTERNATIVE WAYS TO SAY 'I LOVE YOU' ON VALENTINE'S DAY

And by "alternative", we mean "X-rated", of course.

Here are our favorite XXX ways to say it straight on Valentine's Day!

1:  SHIT, BOO, YOU IS FINE.

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2: ​ I'M NO WEATHERMAN, BUT YOU CAN EXPECT MORE THAN A FEW INCHES TONIGHT.

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3:  THANKS FOR ALL OF THE ORGASMS!

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4:    I PROMISE TO ALWAYS BE BY YOUR SIDE.

...OR UNDER YOU.
...OR ON TOP OF YOU.

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5:   I LOVE YOU FOR YOUR PERSONALITY, BUT THAT ASS IS REALLY A NICE BONUS.

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6:   IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY, SO I'VE RINSED AROUND THE KEY AREAS FOR YOU. ENJOY!

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7:   GET NAKED!

...I HAVE A PLAN

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8:   I LOVE YOU MORE THAN KANYE LOVES KANYE. 

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9:   I LOVE FUCKING YOU.

​...I MEAN, I FUCKING LOVE YOU!

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10.   JUST A REMINDER....
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...I CAN USE MY TONGUE FOR MORE THAN JUST SEALING THIS ENVELOPE.

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